Happy Halloween

Robot Chicken's version of The Great Pumpkin:



Robot Chicken's The Never Ending Story:



The Life and Death of a Pumpkin



Time Lapse Decay of a Pumpkin

Father Jeff and the Special Sauce

On Friday I pulled into the McDonalds drive-thru for my usual quick fix of grease and a side of meat after work. But when I pulled up to the second window an old man with a priest collar and a hand-written name tag reached out the window to hand me my order. And when I asked for sweet and sour sauce that bastard only gave me one.

I drove away feeling dirty...so dirty...

But anyway...

- No black cat adoption on Halloween.

- Top 50 cryptids from around the world.

- CSICOP debunks Halloween spirits.

- Mystery 'boom' damages UK homes

- Before Roswell there was Aurora.

- First Temple artifacts found in dirt removed from Temple Mount

Sex Sells

A recent study shows that subliminal nude images help focus the mind's eye. This could really help justify your porn stash. Read the article here.

Also, an ancient brothel in Pompeii has been restored.

Russian miracle water can cure cancer and restore youth.

The Sci-Fi channel's recent mothman "investigation" show was stupid.

Now class, can you spot the subliminal nude images in this blog?

Body Parts Everywhere

- Human remains unearthed at WTC site

- Dismemberment suspect lived it up

The Old Ball And Chain

A teenage boy in a tribal village in eastern India wed a hill in order to appease its goddess and remove a curse placed on his mother.

"I have accepted the hill as my wife," said Robin. "I have no remorse."

Article here.

40DD Airbags

A woman's life was saved by her gigantic breasts - article here.

Also, an accident-prone man dies in...an accident. Article here.

10 Foot Tall Pot Plants

Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

Article here.