The strange videos of Dan Aykroyd discussing the paranormal hilariously serious, which led many to believe it was a joke. But in October of 2008 these beautifully intoxicating crystal skull vodka bottles hit select markets and sold out.
Now if you want one, you may have to get a second mortgage, sell your offspring into slavery, or return that missing girl you've been keeping in your basement for the reward money. I know, it's disappointing, but nothing good comes without a little sacrifice.
Who cares how pure the vodka is, how many times it was filtered through polished Herkimer diamond crystals. There could be ebola and brain-eating amoebas swimming around inside, and I would still buy it (and probably drink it) just for the sake of drinking my doom from a crystal skull bottle.
The official site is here: crystalheadvodka.com