Wilson!

Well it's been awhile, but the Mental Shed has once again been set adrift in this filthy sea of smut and WTF we call the internet. I'm working on getting a new host to attach the Shed parasite to, but it seems all the mysterious and unknown forces in this world are working against me. Right now the Mental Shed is going a little mad, like Tom Hanks stranded on the uninhabited island in Castaway. Day and night I toil to make the wrong things right again, but it's much more difficult than it sounds. Every once in a while we drift to land and set up camp, but all productivity is lost when Wilson starts up his pissing and moaning again. And every time I kick his dumb volleyball ass out into the water, he just comes right back again. He eats all the food, he drinks the salt water, he gets the runs. It's an endless cycle. How is the Mental Shed to survive amidst all this chaos? During these troubling end times I promise to keep you updated daily with the latest WTF the internet has to offer so as to keep us all either completely baffled with bullshit or beffudled with brilliance - whichever comes first. Misinformation at it's finest, I tell you. To prove to you that I will undoubdetly fail miserably at this, my life's goal, here's some fresh wtf for all of us displaced Shed Heads: - Jack the Ripper's identity solved? - Divine Trash: The Psychology Of Celebrity Obsession - Underground bases, missing children and extra-terrestrials - 9-11 Pentagon eyewitness IDs Global Hawk - The religious beliefs of America's founding fathers - Magic mushrooms have positive life-changing effects - Ancient killer kangaroo fossil discovered - The Space Hotel successfully inflates in orbit - Timothy Leary's Last Trip (documentary) - Shamans Of The Amazon (Excellent documentary about the Amazonian Shamans and their use of the sacred Ayahuasca vine to communicate with the Spirits of the Forest.) www.mentalshed.com