Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Crystal Head Vodka

If you are looking for that perfect gift for the deviant in your life who has everything, why not spend a couple hundred bucks on 750ml of mediocre vodka that comes in the baddest little bottle to ever grace the liquor shelves:



The strange videos of Dan Aykroyd discussing the paranormal hilariously serious, which led many to believe it was a joke. But in October of 2008 these beautifully intoxicating crystal skull vodka bottles hit select markets and sold out.

Now if you want one, you may have to get a second mortgage, sell your offspring into slavery, or return that missing girl you've been keeping in your basement for the reward money. I know, it's disappointing, but nothing good comes without a little sacrifice.

Who cares how pure the vodka is, how many times it was filtered through polished Herkimer diamond crystals. There could be ebola and brain-eating amoebas swimming around inside, and I would still buy it (and probably drink it) just for the sake of drinking my doom from a crystal skull bottle.

The official site is here: crystalheadvodka.com